1. The tons of money youve invested in the Atkins Diet, the Scarsdale Diet,
Jenny Craig, Slimfast, Weight Watchers
2. Your hair will probably be gone by the 20th reunion. Act now!
3. That big sale at Ann Taylor Loft.
4. To see how many boobs have miraculously increased by three bust sizes.
5. Demonstrate your baby-changing skills on each other.
6. Let everyone know youre finally out of the closet, back in the closet, or
still just plain looking for the door.
7. Your acne has finally cleared up.
8. Your lease on the BMW is almost up.
9. Your last chance to drink before you get pregnant again.
10. Your divorce is final.